"Tiz lookz like horse doo, cue ball!"

Dude, I told you, this is just very basic framework. It's going to take a little time to pull everything together.

"Howz long??? Iz needz sumthin fur minez sponsurz 2 see!"

What sponsors?

"Iz cantz tellz u tat yet!"

Okay, but please be patient. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know.

"Roam? Whutz duz tat haz to do wit anytin?"

It's just a figure of speech.

"Agin wit yer figers uv speeks! Iz ben on ice fer overz a yeer an hear u comez wit tat horse doo! Iz it gunna snowz, cue ball? W8t! Iz it gunna snotz on a dorenob, cue ball??? Iz umblebeez gunna makez minez but skeak???"

That last one was not a figure of speech and that was definitely no squeak, my friend. There is a slaughterhouse nearby which smells a whole lot better than that did.

"Tat wuz a yeer ago!!!"

You're the one who brought it up.

"Seez tis??? Iz haz a clipzbored an u needz to getz 2 wurk, cue ball!"